Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He ...

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Why did the elephant paint himself with differe...

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he...

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hou...

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains an...

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dr...

What's grey and goes round and round ?

What's grey and goes round and round ? An eleph...

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scot...

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the in...

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An eleph...

What's blue and has big ears ?

What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at t...

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty ...

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An...

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elep...

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing...

What's grey and lights up ?

What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !

What's grey but turns red ?

What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elep...

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?

What's the difference between an injured elepha...

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a...

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

How to you tell the difference between an eleph...

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a...

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

What's the difference between a sick elephant a...

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a...

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?

What's the difference between an African elepha...

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a...