Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant ste...

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?

What did the grape say when the elephant steppe...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with...

Q: How do you catch an orange elephant?

Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I do...

Q: How does an elephant climb a tree?

Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hid...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...

How does an elephant climb a tree?

How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in ...

Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator...

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawber...

Elephant Robbery A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.

Elephant Robbery A jeweller called the police s...

How do you catch a green elephant?

How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him re...

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

How can you tell when there's an elephant in yo...

Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Q: How do you know when there's a elephant unde...

This is a test for Intelligent People.

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have d...

How do you catch a red elephant?

How do you catch a red elephant? With a red ele...

Q: What do elephants and plums have in common?

Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? ...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and ...

How do you catch an orange elephant?

How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't kn...

Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry ...

Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same?

Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: ...

Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus.

Mother, father and young son are visiting the c...

Q: How do you catch a red elephant?

Q: How do you catch a red elephant? A: With a r...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant a...