A boy and his uncle are fishing at a lake
The boy them notices something, and shouts "Di...
Eagle Jokes
Two priests die at the same time
and meet St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...
Hey are you free this weekend?
(Gazes into distance)
(Wipes tear from cheek)
(...
2 Inmates sneer at their new cellmate..
Inmate #1: "Hey..look at my tattoo. It's a King...
A test of sanity
The director of a psych ward suspects some pati...
Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?
To cover up his bald spot.
If the Eagle is the bird of freedom, and the Dove is the bird of peace ...
Then the bird of true love is the Swallow.
A park ranger finds a man in the wilderness eating a bald eagle.
The man is arrested and brought to trial for ki...
If Donald Trump is elected President, it would be more appropriate if we change the eagle on the Great Seal of the United States...
to a hummingbird. Because hummingbird is the on...
What do you call a sick eagle?
Illegal.
The difference between a Life Scout and an Eagle Scout.
A Life Scout is ready for anything. The Eagle S...
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Qty | Item (Inspect) | Exterior (Check) | Stick...
A Priest and a Rabbi go golfing
A Priest and a Rabbi go golfing. On the first h...
Indian names
An old Indian was telling some children how the...
How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?
It's an ill-eagle activity
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime.
On the day of his trial, the conversation went ...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle...
Why is it illegal to hunt bald eagles?
It's ill-eagle.
What sort of activity is eagle hunting classified as these days?
ILLEAGLE activity.
Why did the sick eagle get deported?
Because he was an illeagle.
Why did the eagle win the talent show?
Because he was TALONted!