Eagle Jokes
An eagle gets sick and is arrested ...
because, he is ill-eagle
Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle
A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...app...
30th Anniversary
A man decides to buy flowers for his wife for t...
Did you hear about the eagle who could catch a squirrel with only one claw?
He was very *talon*ted
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
An ill Eagle alien.
Original joke created fo...
What do an eagle and a broom have in common?
They both fly but the broom doesn't.
The Eagle- an original joke
A man is talking with an eagle.
The man asks, ...
Wild Condor
A group of bird watchers is out in the woods an...
What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?
An ILL-EAGLE!
2X COMBO
Indian chief
So there's this Indian reservation, and the foo...
Two Jokes about Tribal Names
First One:
A tribal girl once asked her father...
An eagle goes looking for a mate...
He swoops down and picks up a loon. "I'm a loon...
A man goes to the confessional.
A man goes to the confessional. Forgive me fath...
A man goes to the confessional.
A man goes to the confessional. Forgive me fath...
How do you identify a bald eagle?
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feath...
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a sk...
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank.
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the...
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.
A lion was getting rather old and slow and havi...
Awkward encounters
Q: What did the bird watcher say when she misto...
Funny Military Punishments (According to Reddit)
• We made a private sweep all the sunshine off ...