Why did the sick bird come in jail?
Because it was an ill-eagle.
Eagle Jokes
The Wrestler.
There's an up-and-coming wrestler, and I mean a...
Once, long ago, there were two nation...
The nation called Archimedal was in the west, w...
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported.
The cops kept yelling about him being an "ill-e...
Why did the eagle fly into the church?
It was a bird of pray
A collection of OC jokes!
Well I hope they're funny, anyway. The past few...
Just trying to help.
I was walking home from work the other day and ...
What did the Native American pornstar call himself?
Spread Eagle
Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?
Because it would be eel-eagle!
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me fat...
A man goes to the confess his latest sin...
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned" says the...
How would you describe killing an eagle?
ill-eagle
What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?
*Talon*tless.
...Sorry.
Gliding Eagles
Two eagles were gliding at a high altitude and ...
How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle?
All his feathers are combed to one side
Endangered meal
One day a man was walking in the woods when he ...
Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison?
It's illegal if you use it.
3 Native American boys ask their father how they got their names
The first child asks, "Father, how did I get th...
How did I get my name?
A young Native American boy goes to his father ...
Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?
It's ill-eagle
What do you call a sick eagle?
Illegal
THE GOLFER'S CONFESSION
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me fat...
What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair?
The Bald Eagle.....
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