The director of a psych ward suspects some patients of being completely sane. He calls for 3 suspicious patients to have them perform a simple test.
“Look, this is a steel door. If you manage to get through the key hole, you get a special prize.”
The first patient charges the door like a bull but as you can imagine, he ends up with a severe concussion.
The second patient charges the door and performs an amazing jump that allows him to soar like an eagle, only to crash hard into the steel door.
The third patient carefully examines the door, goes back to the director and says “It’s impossible to do.”
The director, thinking he has exposed the patient as sane, asks him “why?”
“Well, sir, you left the key in the key hole.”
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