A Priest and a Rabbi go golfing

A Priest and a Rabbi go golfing. On the first hole, the priest hits a perfect drive right down the middle, and chips it onto the green with his very next stroke. His putt is a surefire Birdie, but he misses it. The priest throws down his putter and screams, "GODDAMMIT I MISSED!!!"

The Rabbi, shocked at this outburst, says, "Father, how dare you take the name of the lord in vain." The priest, embarrassed, apologizes.

On the next hole, the priest once again has a perfect drive, and is on the green with his very first stroke. He putts for Eagle and, again, misses. The priest falls to his knees and screams, "GODDAMMIT I MISSED!"

The Rabbi is outraged. "Father, if you take the name of our Lord in vain again, I will ask his Holiness to smite the ground upon which you stand!!" The priest, again embarrassed, apologizes.

Third hole. The priest has a beautiful drive, a beautiful chip, and misses his putt for par. The priest, no longer being able to contain his frustration, breaks his putter over his leg, falls to his knees, beats the grass and shouts, at the top of his lungs, "GODDAMMIT I MISSED!!!"

A bolt of lightning shoots down from the heavens, hits the Rabbi, and kills him instantly.

From the clouds, a booming voice says, "GODDAMMIT I MISSED."