2 terrorists were having a discussion in a pub..

The waiter asks them what the discussion is about..

Terrorist 1: We're planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey!

Waiter: Why a Donkey?

Terrorist 2(turns toTerrorist1):See,I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people!

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