A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town.

While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday
morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the
side of the road. Going by instinct, the lawyer figured
that there was some sort of auto collision. He was eager
to get to the injured parties but couldn't get near the
car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let
me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the
car was a donkey.

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