Snappy comebacks

Man: 'Haven't we met before?'Woman: 'Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.'Man: 'Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: 'Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.'Man: 'Is this seat empty?'Woman: 'Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.'Man: 'So, wanna go back to my place ?'Woman: 'Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?'Man: 'Your place or mine?'Woman: 'Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.'Man: 'I'd like to call you. What's your number?'Woman: 'It's in the phone book.'Man: 'But I don't know your name.'Woman: 'That's in the phone book too.'Man: 'So what do you do for a living?'Woman: 'I'm a female impersonator.'Man: 'What sign were you born under?'Woman: 'No Parking.'Man: 'Hey, baby, what's your sign?'Woman: 'Do not Enter'Man: 'How do you like your eggs in the morning?'Woman: 'Unfertilized !'Man: 'Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason'Woman: 'Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!'Man: 'I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.'Woman: 'You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?'Man: 'I know how to please a woman.'Woman: 'Then please leave me alone.'Man: 'I want to give myself to you.'Woman: 'Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.'Man: 'I can tell that you want me.'Woman: 'Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.'Man: 'If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:Woman: 'Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.'Man: 'Your body is like a temple.'Woman: 'Sorry, there are no services today.'Man: 'I'd go through anything for you.'Woman: 'Good! Let's start with your bank account.'Man: 'I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: 'Yes, but would you stay there?'