Bye, Bye, Bill

As his tenure has ended, let's all take a moment to ponder the question, "Are
we going to miss him?".
�Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Bill Clinton was anything
like the Monica Lewinski affair. She supposedly replied, "Close but no cigar."
�The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress:
"Presidue".
�President Clinton now only recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
�Did you know that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic seal
from a donkey to a condom, because it represents inflation, halts production,
and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed.
�Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation. They added
the 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff."
�Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and
not one of them is his sister!
�Hillary Clinton goes to a fortune teller who says, "Prepare to become a
widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death." Hillary takes a deep
breath and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"