Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to
Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter
Donald-trump Jokes
What's the difference between an orange and Donald Trump
Oranges have thick skin
Who will stop Donald Trump?
The First Amendment people.
Donald Trump goes to a bar for a drink.
Donald Trump goes to a bar for a drink when he ...
Donald Trump walks into a bar
and lowers it
Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate?
It de-Pence on who you ask.
Donald Trump can make millions happy
Donald Trump is flying over New York City
He lo...
Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and a young girl all board a small plane...
Midway through the flight, the pilot has a stro...
Why does Donald Trump watch the olympics?
To see how high the mexican pole jumpers can jump.
Donald Trump's AMA
That's the joke
Donald Trump is flying over New York City
He looks out of the window and says to his fami...
What does a Lindsay Lohan and a Donald Trump have in difference?
One has the same and the other with a maples ca...
Why is Donald Trump so intent on building a wall with Mexico?
To stop the workers at his construction site fr...
What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics?
So he can determine how high Mexican pole vault...
Illegal immigrants do jobs that Americans don't want.
Like marrying Donald Trump.
Donald Trump was hosting a party for everyone running for president
Halfway through the party, Bernie Sanders asked...
How's your day?
Somewhere between Hillary Clinton and Donald Tr...
What is Donald Trump's favorite song?
Wonderwall Mexican cover
Donald Trump proposes a wall around the winter Olympics
"Its gonna be luge!"
Donald Trump needs to build a wall.
Around himself so we don't have to look or list...
Why won't Donald Trump release his real birth certificate?
Because he doesn't want anyone to know his birt...
Donald Trump walks into an elevator...
and a gorgeous woman is inside and says, "When ...
Donald Trump declares that supermarkets can no longer sell pizzas topped with cheese.
When an interviewer asks him why, he says that ...
Donald Trump in a submarine
Soldier " Sir! The enemy is attacking, we're un...