Donald-trump Jokes
Trump & Clinton
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a...
Donald Trump is not fit to be President of the United States
-Barrack Obama
At a rally today Donald Trump ordered the secret service to remove a crying baby.
They had him halfway to the curb before realizi...
Wanted: A Hillary Clinton Joke
My mom asked me for a Hillary Clinton joke afte...
What did Donald Trump say to the NAACP?
Orange is the new black.
Donald Trump
What a joke!
The Donald Trump Song
Who's got the bestest disposition?
One guess --...
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Are Sitting In a Bar…
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face...
What's orange and has four wheels?
Donald Trump. I lied about the wheels.
Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump
"Donald Trump: He's just too old"
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar.
... Donald leans over, and With A smile on his ...
How can he lose?
How can he lose?
Donald Trump and Hillary Clin...
Want to hear a funny presidential joke?
Donald Trump.
What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common?
Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.
Why doesn't Donald Trump toot his own Horn?
He plays the TRUMPet.
Why don't the polls like Donald Trump?
Because he wants to send them back to Poland
This is probably a repost, but: Donald Trump, a Mexican, and a Arab man are on a plane
The plane begins going down due to too much wei...
What do cancer and Donald Trump have in common?
Cancer always wins.
Why are Donald Trump's IT folks never late?
Because they are always rushin.
Donald Trump made a good move picking Mike Pence as the Vice Presidential candidate...
It pretty much guarantees no one will assassina...
What is Donald Trump telling Independents?
Orange is the new black.
How would Donald Trump declare war on other countries?
"You're fired."
Did you hear about the new Miley Cyrus/Donald Trump collaboration project?
They're calling it "Make America Gyrate Again" ...