Donald Trump was once asked if he could quote any Bible verses.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. D...
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What do new iPhones and Donald Trump have in common?
Both cost more than they're worth and create th...
What did Donald Trump say after getting catfished?
**FAKE NUDES!**
What is Donald Trump's least favorite state?
New Mexico.
I was going to push Donald Trump into a vat of wet cement but I decided not to...
...It would have really set a bad president.
Why California hates Donald Trump?
Because life in California is like GTA (Grand T...
What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common?
They both think de-porting is the answer when t...
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Aaron Burr?
Trump *doesn't* want to be in the room where it...
Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted...
...but since most of the things he says are fak...
Martelleus Bennett is refusing to meat with Donald Trump.
Yeah, he's a real Patriot.
What's Donald Trump's spirit animal?
The wall-rus.
Yes, I do hate myself.
Why did Donald Trump blush?
He saw the climate changing.
How many of Donald Trump's Cabinet does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Apparently, they prefer holding meetings ...
What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common?
They both come with force touch
The problem with Donald Trump is...
He never learned harass was one word.
Why does Donald Trump like the NFL better than college football?
Because it's Big League
Why should doctors wear surgical masks when pulling the plug on Donald Trump?
So no one can see their smiles.
Did you hear that Donald Trump converted to Judaism?
He heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vod...
Today in class we were sayin synonoms..
And my friend said "Donald Trump and Idiot!". M...
I submitted my DNA for genetic testing and the lab wrote back that I'm related to Donald Trump!
I guess that's what I get for using 24 and me ....
Why is Donald Trump orange?
Because he is ripe.
Donald trump takes The New England Patriots out on his Yacht to celebrate their latest Super Bowl victory.
The Yacht sinks and America is great again.
Donald Trump goes parachuting...
Donald Trump decides that being president is ti...
Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump.
But its a silly comparison really, its like com...