Halfway through the party, Bernie Sanders asked Trump if they were missing anyone, as it seemed that they were missing exactly one person.
"I have no idea," said Trump. "I'll have my secretary look into it." About five minutes later, the secretary gave out the list of people invited to Bernie and he noticed that Hillary Clinton was the one missing from the party.
"Oh, it was Hillary that didn't come."
"Really?" asked Trump, "Well I guess she lost the email."
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