Midway through the flight, the pilot has a stroke and the plane starts to go down. There are only three parachutes on board and the four passengers quickly discuss who of them will take them.
Immediately the Donald says, "I'm the first human orange to be nominated for president, I should be given the chance to live!" He quickly grabs the first chute, slings it on his back, and hops out of the plane.
Before anyone can say anything, Hillary runs her arm through a shoulder strap and says, "I must be given the opportunity to live. I'm the smartest lady in the world and my people need me." Without a moment of hesitation she leaps out of the aircraft.
At this point, the plane is beginning to dive. Bernie is in complete shock and horror. He looks out the door after them and begins, "Listen, we don't have much time left. I've lived a long and happy life and I want the same for you. You go ahead and take the last-..." but he stops when he turns to see a timid smile on the little girl's face. "What is it?" he asks her.
With a giggle she replies, "Mr. Sanders, we can both use parachutes. The smartest lady in the world just took my backpack."
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