What's more hollow than Donald Trump's head?
Hillary's Diazepam pen.
Donald-trump Jokes
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What's Donald Trump's favorite album?
The Wall.
A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder...
Trump said "It's not just cute, it's **the cute...
In a small plane...
... there is the pilot, a small kid, an old man...
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump
Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall.
How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, One to call the Mexicans over to change it...
Donald Trump has been kidnapped by terrorists!
I heard it on the radio while I was driving dow...
Hillary Clinton is so bad at running for president...
...the only person she could beat is Donald Tru...
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Needing to workshop a joke
Ok soooooo my dad texted and needs a joke compa...
What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common?
There is one too many of them.
Donald Trump walks into a bar...
He sits at the bar, and a nice (white) waiter c...
A teacher tells her students they won't have to go to school on Monday...
If they can correctly name the person who said ...
If Donald Trump were a magician...
we'd call him a slight of hand artist.
What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of soup?
clan chowder
Donald Trump was down in Rio at the Olympics.
He wanted to see how high the Mexican pole vaul...
Please stop saying Donald Trump is mean
He can't even make an average president
Donald Trump
slipping in the polls faster than a fraternity ...
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it...
Would Donald Trump still blame the Mexicans and...
Donald Trump and Barack Obama go to the same barber...
...and one day, they walk in at the same time. ...