... there is the pilot, a small kid, an old man, and Donald Trump. The plane starts to go down, and despite there being 4 people there are only 3 parachutes. The Pilot quickly realizing the trouble takes one parachute and jumps out of the plane. Donald Trump says to the kid and old man, "I will make America great again, my people need me" and he takes one and jumps out of the plane. At this stage, the old man tells the little kid," You take the parachute kid, you have your whole life in front of you, I'm an old man anyways, save yourself." The kid replies, "It's OK, both of us can live." Old man says, "How? Trump already took the parachute." The kid smiles and says, "It doesn't matter, Mr. Trump took my backpack."
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