Donald-trump Jokes

Donald-trump Jokes

What's does a photon and Donald Trump have in common?

Both full of energy and momentum, both lacking ...

Why is Donald Trump's wig so expensive?

Because its too much toupée for one.

While visiting India , Donald Trump is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

While visiting India , Donald Trump is invited ...

Small problem with Donald Trump's like logic.

Yes Donald, you can build a wall, yes you can m...

Blatant racial discrimination with a twist of truth.

First grade class in Brooklyn comes in from rec...

Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election?

Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller ho...

Donald Trump

*Knock knock*
(Who's there)
*Donald Trump*
(Don...

Why is Donald Trump so insistent that we say "Merry Christmas"?

Because he wants to Make America Greet Again.

Following Donald Trump on Twitter is kinda like...

...following your dog with the pooper scooper w...

What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked?

She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.

So a redditor walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "what'll you have?"
"It's b...

A redditor walks in to bar...

The bartender says, "what'll you have?"
"It's b...

What does a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common?

Theyre the only things Donald Trump is currentl...

Pete and Repost are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Who's left?

Repost? If you insist...

A redditor walks in...

So a redditor walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "what'll you have?"
"It's b...

A redditor walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "what'll you have?"

"It's...

A redditor walks in to bar...

The bartender says, "what'll you have?"

"It's...

What's the difference between Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump?

Ivanka would like to play a round (of golf) and...