If they can correctly name the person who said a quote...
Johnny really wants to guess right, so he sits up and gets ready...
Teacher:I have a dream
A Chinese exchange student sticks up her hand and says: Martin Luther King Jr.
Teacher: Correct, see you on Tuesday.
Chinese student: Oh I have to come to school; my parents would be furious.
Teacher: Alright, next quote: I think; therefore I am.
An Indian exchange student sticks up his hand and says: René Descartes.
Teacher: Good, see you Tuesday.
Indian student: I can't, me parents would kill me.
Johnny is furious, two questions wasted. In his anger he says loudly:
Fucking immigrants!
Teacher: Good! Who said that one?
All: Donald Trump!
Teacher: See you on Tuesday!
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