Donald-trump Jokes
Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally,
He was blowing his own trumpet.
If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama
I guess you could say orange really is the new ...
For the last few weeks, whenever I get into a conversation with someone...
I just wanna say "ISIS, Donald Trump, Leonardo ...
Why is Donald Trump still running for president?
It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet.
Donald Trump and a Mexican find a genie's lamp
They rub the lamp and the genie that appears te...
What is a tragedy?
During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump i...
Trump, Clinton and Sanders were all captured by terrorists
They were set to be executed one by one by a fi...
Leap Day should be an international holiday where all business is expressly forbidden. Everyone gets a "free day" to spend extra time with loved ones, chase dreams, or try something new.
No explanation needed, this proposal is a big j...
Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer?
Because he is a Toupéer
What is Donald Trump's least favorite book?
Where's Wall Dough?
A man bumped into me on the train the other day and said, "Remember Donald Trump."
Then the same fellow followed me home from the ...
Why will Donald Trump never have an amputation?
Because you can't stump the Trump.
A Night at the Metropolitan Opera House
At the evening performance, the head usher at t...
Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump?
Christie wants the highest cabinet position pos...
Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump?
You'll hurt his feeling.
What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common?
Their goldman sacks
Donald Trump is Anti-Immigration
But ironically, if he wins... there will be a l...
Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far....
and the other one has voted for Ben Carson.
Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates.
He is in the final interview rounds of a job he...
What's the difference between Bigfoot and Donald Trump ?
One is big loud and smelly the other is a mytho...