A man bumped into me on the train the other day and said, "Remember Donald Trump."

Then the same fellow followed me home from the bar and said, "Remember Donald Trump."

Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Donald Trump."

I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."

I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.

I said, "Yes, he always reminds me of Donald Trump."