Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar...
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar...
Donald-trump Jokes
What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common?
Jeffrey Epstein.
How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants?
By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with e...
Donald Trump and an American stand on the roof of a skyscraper...
Donald Trump looks down from the tower and decl...
GOP Debate
Donald Trump has a big dick.
Donald Trump impl...
Donald trump, Hillary clinton, and Ted Cruz are at the top if a cliff....
And they all look at each other. Trump says "le...
How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants?
By completely ignoring, these are only campaign...
What do you call Donald Trump's plane?
Hair force one...
If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are falling off the edge of a cliff and you can only reach out to save one of them, what kind of sandwich do you make?
Heard this from a friend who probably heard it ...
How does Donald Trump change a light bulb?
He doesn't. He will build a wall separating the...
What is the only way to stop Donald Trump?
A Cruz missile.
If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House
Does that mean that orange is the new black?
Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo?
He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd ge...
Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning "Just For Men"
And Make America Gray Again.
This joke isn't funny.
Donald Trump
2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win
2017: He can't do that... right?
2018: I hope ...
Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night?
Rubio Tuesdays
Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt?
If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world ...
The obligatory "cattle guard" joke for the next president
Stolen from [Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/poli...
Donald Trump admitted today that he contracted an STD.
He has hairpiece.
Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election?
He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb...
A private jet...
A private Gulf Stream jet arrives at LaGuardia ...