They rub the lamp and the genie that appears tells them they can have three wishes, two for the person who found the lamp and one for his companion. Trump, of course, claims that he found the lamp and proceeds to make his wishes.
Trump: First, I want all Mexicans kicked out of the United States. Every single one.
Genie: It is done.
Trump: And secondly, I want a wall all the way around the United States. 200 feet tall and made of concrete. On the border with Mexico, On the border with Canada. And around our marine border. I want the whole country surrounded by a wall so no one can come in and ruin it more!
Genie: It is done. Your turn.
Mexican: So there are no Mexicans left in the United States? And it's surrounded by a 200 foot tall concrete wall?
Genie: Yes.
Mexican: Pour in the concrete 200 feet deep.
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