Trump, Clinton and Sanders were all captured by terrorists

They were set to be executed one by one by a firing squad but they thought of a plan on how to escape.

First to be executed was Sanders,

Sanders shouted "Hailstorm!!"

While the terrorists were panicking, Sanders escaped.

Next was Clinton,

Clinton shouted "Tornado!!"

While the terrorists were panicking, Clinton escaped.

The last was Trump,

Trump shouted "Fire!!"

The terrorists followed and shot Donald Trump.

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