What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's dad have in common?
They both waited too long to pull out.
Donald-trump Jokes
Why do prostitutes hate Donald Trump?
Because he makes them pay for it.
How do you make Donald Trump laugh?
tickle his armpits
Donald Trump goes to meet the queen...
...while there he is most impressed with the se...
Donald Trump says he has a great relationship with the blacks
But unless the blacks is the name of a white fa...
If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border
Then he should give sexting a go.
Donald Trump wants to become President
This is not the first time he has tried to kick...
How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much?
Its all reposts from Hitler
A reporter asked Donald Trump about his plans for defence
"Defence," he replied. "Let me tell you about d...
I have a higher IQ than Batman and Donald Trump combined.
By the way, Batman has a higher IQ than me.
Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free...
...or does he have toupée?
Where does Donald Trump store his books?
The fireplace.
What is it called when Donald Trump rides a camel?
A trump on a hump
Trump and Clinton
If you put Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on ...
A Story if Trump Wins The Election
Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential election...
Donald Trump has written a lot of books
But they all ended with chapter 11
Donald Trump is a distinguished author
He has written over 15 books. They all start at...
Want your daily dose of vitamin C?
Look at pictures of Donald Trump
What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump?
Trump is winning!