A reporter asked Donald Trump about his plans for defence

"Defence," he replied. "Let me tell you about defence. We're going to make defence great again. America's defence, we'll make it great. Really great. We're going to make it great by not even having defence! We're going to have, it's important that you remember how great this is going to be, we're going to build a wall!"

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