A liar, a sexist, and a criminal walk into a bar.
A liar, a sexist, and a criminal walk into a ba...
Donald-trump Jokes
Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana....
sit on his knees so he could raise and lower he...
Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost?
Because he can go through walls.
Did you know that there is a prequel to Fallout?
It is called the Donald Trump Simulator.
As a blue collar worker, I can really relate to Donald Trump.
We both push buttons all day.
Donald Trump's Library Burned Down...
In a disastrous fire that destroyed Trump's lib...
Late Night Political Jokes
"Happy birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned ...
Donald Trump Song Parody
Donald Trump is such a Clown
they say he lives...
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters?
Orange Is The New Black.
Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee
No Juan believes that!
What is a tragedy?
During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump i...
A new punchline for 'The last time X happened' jokes...
Donald Trump's presidential campaign was consid...
Donald Trump loves Latino Culture
Just ask him about his favorite band Hispanic! ...
Donald Trump is going to outlaw shredded cheese.
He's gonna make America grate again.
Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination?
Don Rickles is dead.
Donald Trump on whether he still agrees with his statement that "women should be punished for having abortions"
"No, he was asking me a theoretical, or just a ...
I have a hard time seeing the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler
Then again, I *am* pretty bad at faces.
I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating Cinco de Mayo but
My back is up against a wall
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns...
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
T...
Why do Donald Trump's hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times?
He suffers from low-handwidth...
Destroy America in the name of Allah.
VOTE 1.
Donald Trump.
What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's father have in common?
They pulled out too late.
What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler?
Hitler had big hands