Donald-trump Jokes

Donald-trump Jokes

Donald Trump must be happy today...

...now that Chyna is finally dead.

turns out pigs can fly...

Donald Trump has a helicopter

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and Donald Trump are on a plane over the ocean...

The captain says that the plane is too heavy, a...

Donald Trump....

-A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on t...

A plane's pilot is dead and the plane is going to crash.

There are 5 passengers and 4 parachutes. The fi...

How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce?

He is going to make American grapes again.

Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese?

Apparently a bunch of immigrants work in the Kr...

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese...

He wants to make America grate again

Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ?

So he could make America grate again.

Donald Trump's doctor has recently prescribed him Prozac.

He told him it would help him control hispanics.

Why are the Mexicans building a wall?

To keep Donald trump out of mexico

What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump?

One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligen...

Trump goes to a elementary school

As a part of his campaign, Donald Trump has bee...