A Story if Trump Wins The Election

Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential election. The first night was packed full of activities and tours of the White House. Trump finally got to his room and was falling asleep in his new bed and saw the ghost of George Washington appear in front of him during his dream. Donald called out to him,
"President Washington, he called, how do I become a great President for the United States?"
George thought for a moment and said to Trump,
"President Trump, he said, You must always tell the truth and never lie! Always be honest!"
Trump looked at George and said, "Nah, I can't do that."

The next night Donald Trump was falling asleep after another jam packed day and saw the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appear in front of him during his dream. Donald called out to him,
"President Jefferson, he called, how do I become a great President for the United States?"
Jefferson thought for a moment and said to Trump,
"President Trump, he said, You must always put the people's needs before your own! Never be selfish!"
Trump looked at Jefferson and said, "Nah, I can't do that."

The third night as Donald Trump was falling asleep he saw the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appear in front of him during his dream. Donald called out to him,
"President Lincoln, he called, how do I become a great President for the United States?"
Lincoln thought for a moment and said to Trump,
"Go to the theater."