What is the difference between Donald Trump and OJ Simpson?
Donald Trump's tiny hands would have fit in tha...
Donald-trump Jokes
Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry...
He's launching...Receding Hairlines
CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign.
Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clint...
Why did Donald Trump pardon the Mexican pole vaulter who jumped over his wall?
Trump: "Well, he's like me in a lot of ways. H...
Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency.
He's calling it the hair force one.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For his panic attacks
Why does Donald Trump insist on Mexico building the wall between at the US/Mexico border?
Because he doesn't want to hire illegal immigra...
Donald Trump landed in the capital of Switzerland and turned into ashes as soon as he stepped outside
He certainly Felt the Bern
Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel
The company explained that it was impossible to...
Trump asks what a tragedy is...
During one of his campaign trips, Donald Trump ...
Why Donald Trump will not release his tax returns even though it seriously jeopardizes his presidential campaign?
No **Juan** should know how much money he has,...
What is Donald Trump's favorite type of cheese?
White American.
How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb?
None because no juan will be left to change it
Donald Trump goes to a bar and tells a joke
"Seriously, I have the best jokes. I know some ...
An ambitious restaurateur opened a new Bistro in Washington D.C.
He wanted to invite all the Presidential candid...
I failed my biology exam yesterday
It said, "name a parasite living In America".
A...
What's Donald Trump's favorite store?
Wall-mart.
What were Donald Trump's first words?
"I want to build a wahhhhh."
So Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are walking on the sidewalk.
Suddenly Trump looks at Hilary, touts his lips ...
Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump
the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in...
Why don't vampires want to vote for Donald Trump?
Because he has a big STAKE in plans to discrimi...
Why Donald Trump will rather plant trees along the border?
Because trees are much easier to plant trees th...