Trump: "Well, he's like me in a lot of ways. He has to clear a bar that people think he can't go beyond, he stays up in the poles, and no matter if he does good or bad he always lands on his back on a cushy bed. He's wonderful. Or I should say, "Juan-derful." I really should."
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