He wanted to invite all the Presidential candidates to visit on the night of the Bistro's grand opening. The first 4 people to enter were Bernies Sanders, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz.
The owner greeted Sanders at the door and Sanders said, "You need to guarantee me that the waiters and waitresses will be paid living wages or else, I will leave." The owner told Sanders that his employees are paid $20 an hour. Sanders was satisfied and entered.
Next in line was Donald Trump. He told the owner, "You better have the best food and best services here or else, I will leave." The owner reassured that the food and services are top notch.
Hillary Clinton walks up and shook hands with the owner. She leans over and whispered in his ear, "I need $100,000 fee for attendance. If you don't pay men, I will leave." The owner sighed and nodded. He wanted her to be there so he begrudgingly agreed.
After Bill and Hillary entered, Ted Cruz walks up. Everyone in line said, "If you let him in there, WE WILL LEAVE!"
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