Why is Donald Trump still a virgin?
Because he never loses!
Donald-trump Jokes
Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road?
Because a wall was blocking his way
What is Donald Trump's favorite nation?
Discrimination.
Why hasn't Donald Trump ever finished a novel?
Because he always gets stuck in Chapter 11.
Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety medication?
To prevent Hispanic attacks.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler?
Hitler had a plan.
Donald Trump
The title is the real joke here
Donald Trump wants to build a wall between USA and Mexico...
It's okay, we have tunnels.
What is the difference between Donald Trump and the NSA?
Donald Trump doesn't care what anyone thinks an...
Donald Trump doesn't weigh anything.
He's rich enough to hire other people to weigh ...
What's orange and can't climb a tree?
Donald Trump.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
donald trump and hillary are stranded on a boat...
Want to hear a joke?
Donald Trump.
Oh wait it's not funny anymore.
Hilary Clinton and Donald trump are on a boat..
Donald Trump an Hilary Clinton are on Ted Cruz'...
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar...
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. ...
Donald Trump becoming president would disprove that...
"once you go black you can't go back".
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake.
They weren't talking so I decided to go over an...
Obama and Trump are running laps
Donald Trump and Obama were running laps around...
What are the two best arguments against democracy?
Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar.
Said bar is immediately shut down; State law ba...