A mother, pregnant with triplets, was shopping in the local convenience store. Suddenly a man came in with a gun, held up the owner, and demanded all their cash.
The owner, tired of being robbed, also pull out a gun. And in the ensuing gun fire the mother was shot three times in her stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where by some miracle her and all three of her children survived. Months later she gave birth to three healthy babies, 2 girls and a boy.
Year go by, the children are now 12. One day one of the girl came crying to her mother. "Mom! Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out." So to calm her child, the mother told her what had happened 13 years ago. Few days later the other girl came to her crying about the same thing: "Mommy! I was peeing and a bullet came out!" Again the mother told her what happened.
A week go by, this time the boy comes running to his mother. "What wrong my son?" The mother asks. "Did you also pee and a bullet came out?"
"No mom." The boy said shyly. "I was masturbating and I shot the dog."
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