Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?
To get a long little doggy.
Dog Jokes
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...
What did the police say to the hot dog?
You are under arrest.
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle u...
Idiot question and answer
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most f...
A man is standing on a street corner when a funeral procession drives by.
It consisted of 2 hearses, followed by a man w...
Rich people and poor people
One day, a financially successful enough father...
Why do scientists love watching dog shows?
They appreciate good lab skills
A boy is on a plane and asks his parents,
If a mummy cat and daddy cat make a kitten, a m...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter;it's not going to come
Why was the dog so depressed?
He was having a hard time looking up.
Why is K-9 another term for a dog?
Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.
Three women break out of prison...
..a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They hea...
I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer.......
but I just thought that must be the most depres...
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
National Women's Equality Day is the Same Day as National Dog's Day
Coincidence? I think not.
I went to the zoo the other day.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was onl...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Nothing, because he ain't coming over to you.
Does He Bite
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like t...
Who did they cast as the Hulk"s dog?
Bark Roofalo
Do you know how to test if your wife or dog loves you more?
Lock them both in the boot of your car and then...
Things Rednecks Never Say...
• I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
• Duct...