What Starts with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...
Dog Jokes
what did the man say when he tried to get FREA with his dog?
"oops, forgot the KY"
(alternate) My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house
To kill the hallucinations I said
She laughed....
Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog?
It's a shih-tzu.
Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.
I went to a zoo.
There was just one dog on sho...
The Planets
71% water + 29% land = Earth
100% land + 0% Ch...
Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?
There were too many vets.
How most redditors write a 9/11 joke
Its easy. Just say something random and end wi...
A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog.
It's a pretty Shitzu
I went to a zoo and there was only one dog
It was a shih-tzu
Lady MacBeth's Dog
Lady MacBeth had a dog named Princess.
Princes...
I heard this in at the barber shop from an old patron, it's my favorite joke.
There's a butcher tending to his shop when a do...
I went to the zoo..
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only...
What did the dog say to the fireman?
The roof is on fire.
The blind pilots
Passengers of a 747 begin settling in for their...
My dog recently stole my loafers.
Now they're his new favorite pair of **chews.**
A dog is walking through the forest...
...and runs into his old friend , an owl. "It's...
Pet Diaries:
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
* 8:00 am - Dog f...
What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?
A collieflower
Dog for sale
Eats everything. Loves kids.
A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac
A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all ni...
A question from an agnostic dyslexic
Is there Dog?
A dog walks into a bar
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartende...