Dog Jokes
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...
Dog Jokes
My Ex-Girlfriend is Like a Box of Chocolates
She'll kill your dog.
A dog is a man's best friend
A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me? ...
A man goes to the pet store...
And walks up to the shopkeep.
"I'd like to buy...
How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?
With a chihuahua pedal.
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadabrador.
Do you know why the guy who picks up medical waste from the vet drives a car shaped like a dog bone?
He likes to drive the dog's nuts.
Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
He was up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A man, his wife, his kid, and his dog all walk into a bar.
*Ouch!*
*Ouch!*
*Ouch!*
*Woof!*
Child: "Mom! Mom! The dog is having it off and is f*cking!"
Mom: "Yeah, then don't look!"
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My girlfriend's dog came running up to us for a cuddle.
"I love you Freddy," she said, stroking his fur...
One of the great things about having a dog when you're 60% deaf...
He lets you know when the pizza arrives.
Does your dog like children?
Yes, but he prefers dog food.
My friend's dog eats anything and everything.
She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I du...
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
Jokes on Dog
Some scientists decided to do the following exp...
I went to the zoo today
There was one dog it was a shih tzu
There once was a woman who had 100 children...
She named each of them after numbers in the ord...
How does a detective from texas knows if a tractor run over a dog or a black guy?
Because you can find break marks with a dog
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head just robbed a bank.
They run into a barn to hide from the cops chas...
What does a dog with a speech impediment study?
Arf-ticulation
If a dog has no nose, how does he smell?
Like a dog.
When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!
When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You br...
What Starts with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...
Why did the dog eat the salad?
For ruffage.