If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?

A guy brings his...

Hes in a panic, "doctor what can you do??!?" "That dog is dead, theres...

'Twas the night...

By Jeff Foxworthy 'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the...

An Englishman, a...

They turn a corner and see three large empty sacks. Quickly, they each hide...

What did the...

I'm looking for the man that shot my paw.

* Your kid may be...

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from...

A blind man and...

A blind man and his seeing eye dog are waiting to cross a road at some...

A blind man...

...enters the [KaDeWe](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaufhaus_des_Westens) in...

What do you call...

A Labracadabrador.

What is the best...

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it...

What do you call...

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !