Bob and Jack were out walking their dogs together...
...and they decided to go buy some soda at a ne...
Dog Jokes
There's a dog on my street who practices Islam.
I don't have a problem with his religion, I jus...
A talented artist sculpts a dog out of melons.
After it looks perfect, he takes a picture of i...
James was a driver for a rich man's dog...
James was a driver for a rich man's dog. At the...
I went to the zoo this past weekend. The only animal they had was a dog...
it was a shih tzu.
Why did the cop shoot his kid in the dark?
Because he thought it was the dog
so a man walks into a bar with his dog..
and the bartender says " sorry, you can't bring...
Two sheep are talking
- It seems to me that a man and a dog are worki...
I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday...
He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world.
My daughter wanted a golden retriever.
I got her a goldfish, to see how well she cared...
What do you call a dog in a bun?
A subwoofer.
I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat
The librarian said "That rings a bell but I don...
Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done..
It was a walk in the park
What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything!"
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
It's weird that in English that yu use the same word to say: "I love my axe" or "I love my dog" or "I love my wife"
It's even weirder that we have so many private ...
I had to put my dog down today.
My arms were getting tired.
A German Hot-Dog Vendor and an Ice-Cream Man are having an argument
The German Sausage Vendor believes that he can ...
What do you call a dog cartographer?
Newfoundland
What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?
A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!
How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YO...
My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock
Bad Minton
What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.