...and they decided to go buy some soda at a nearby convenience store. They walked to the store, but to their dismay, there was a large "NO DOGS" sign on the door. Neither of the men wanted to leave their dog with the other man or tie their dog up outside. They thought for a few minutes, and Jack suddenly had an idea.
"Do what I do," he told Bob. He took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on. He strolled into the store.
"Excuse me, sir," said the clerk. "You can't have your dog in here."
"Oh, this is my seeing-eye dog," Jack said to the clerk. She nodded and apologized, and he bought his soda and left.
Bob thought that this was a marvellous idea and he couldn't wait to try it. He put on his own pair of sunglasses and walked into the store.
"Excuse me, sir," said the clerk again. "You can't have your dog in here."
"Oh, this is my seeing-eye dog," said Bob.
"I think you're lying," replied the clerk. "That's a chihuahua."
"WHAT?" shouted Bob. "A CHIHUAHUA? THEY GAVE ME A *CHIHUAHUA*?!"
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