The German Sausage Vendor believes that he can make ice-cream that's better than the Ice-Cream Man's.
The Ice-Cream Man says that he can make German sausage that's way better than the German Sausage Vendor's.
The two decide to hold a contest in which they both prepare each-other's food. A panel of judges will decide who's food is better.
The hold the contest. The German Sausage Vendor wears a sleeveless wool garment, and furiously scoops and piles ice-cream. The Ice-Cream Man wears an apron and assertively flips and fries sausage.
The panel of judges unanimously agrees: The Ice-Cream Man makes the best German sausage. The Ice-Cream Man is so happy at this news that he takes the German Sausage Vendor's ice-cream and throws it right at his sleeveless garment.
Outraged, the German Sausage Vendor exclaims:
"If you best me at my würst, you don't dessert me at my vest!"
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