Wheres my dog gone?
Dead in the trash
Dog Jokes
Another knock knock joke
I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because ...
A man has a loyal dog that follows him everywhere, even into the pub
The publican was worried that the big do with h...
What is a dog's favorite camp sport?
Woofleball
How's your day Dog ?
Rough...
A small boy gets visits from a fortune telling crow..
One morning as Ben was waking up before riding ...
Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning.
Now he is Pro Bono.
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says...
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Pa."
As she slid in the rectal thermometer I got a throbbing and very noticeable erection. I did my best to hide it but...
...the vet said that it would probably be bette...
I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants
I ask him how his day was. His answer is always...
You Get What You Pay For
A woman went out to her yard one morning and fo...
What do you call a dog with no legs
It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.
Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?
Right where you left it
Sleeping with prostitutes is like
making your dog dance with you on it's hind le...
Life is hard in a dog-eat-dog world...
every day is a ruff day.
What do you call a dog magician?
A Labracadrabador
Little bill came in from recess
Little billy came from recess where he was gree...
Little bill came in from recess
Little billy came from recess where he was gree...
A dog went to a telegram office
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a bla...
a blind man walks into a store...
with his seeing eye dog. After walking in he st...
Did you hear about the blind dog that never got lost?
It really nose it's way around.
Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel?
The Penny Pinscher