A man gets a knock on his door, and when he opens it there is a salesman standing there with a dog. The salesman says, "Good day, sir! Might I interest you in buying this amazing talking dog?"
"That dog can talk?" the man says, not believing it.
"It sure can!" the salesman says, "Just watch! Okay, dog, what is the thing on top of a house called?"
The dog says, "Roof!"
"Okay," continues the salesman, "Now, what does sandpaper feel like?"
The dog says, "Rough!"
"Good!" The salesman says, "And who is the greatest baseball player of all time?"
The dog says, "Ruth!"
The man, angry at this point, says, "What a bunch of bull," and slams the door.
The dog then stands up on his back legs, shrugs, and says, "Maybe I should have said Joe DiMaggio?"
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