Dog Jokes
How do Chinese people know what to name their children?
After the last dog they just ate.
Challenge: Change one letter in a move title to create a whole new blockbuster
Examples:
Pooper: BRUCE WILLIS finds out the h...
I went to a zoo today...
It only had a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What did the dog say to the tree...
You've got a lot of bark, but no bite..
Where can you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog
It's a shih tzu
My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease
Seems like leaprosy
What did the Asian cannibal say to his friend?
What's up, dog!
Who says dads can't think on their feet? And the innocence of little kids.
A little girl asked her mom, "May I take the do...
My dad was cutting up onions and I started tearing up.
Onions was a great dog. :'(
My dad was cutting up Onions and I started crying.
Onions was a great dog.
How did the dog make $10
It won second prize in a beauty contest.
What has 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
What's got 2 legs and bikers?
Half a dog.
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you do...
Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
He would lay awake at night worried about the e...
Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code!
Dog: [taps paw]
Me: What did it say??
Scien...
I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo.
But they only had one small dog.
It was a SHIH...
What does a prostitute dog do?
A trick for a treat.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
I am not sorry.
When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart
So I can yell "COME FART!" In public
So I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog.
It was a shihtzu.