Diarrhea. It's awful. Especially at the airport when you're going through customs and then the drug sniffing dog won't stop sniffing you because you smell terrible and the customs agents make you open your luggage and let the dog go through all your clothes to make sure you don't have any drugs.
Edit: Just kidding! It's a drug sniffing dog! Also, any of the other things people suggested.
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