Spot
A young man finally agrees to meet the parents...
Dog Jokes
Dog nap
One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard ha...
Yo mama so Ugly
Yo mama so ugly.......
...her dentist treats ...
Really Important Stuff my Children have Taught Me
It's more fun to color outside the lines.
If y...
Seeing Eye Dogs
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up t...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving h...
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle i...
Cold water
A man comes home to his fathers house for vaca...
Tennis Elbow
A man complained to his friend "My elbow hurts...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a stat...
Perfect Solution
A woman walked out of a coffee shop just in ti...
Blind question and answer jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares...
Automotive Tools
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war...
Mad Dog!
What do you call a dog that hears voices? ...
Dr Jones
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...
Blind Pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...
House Fire
A man's house is on fire. He runs out of the h...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife c...
Best Friend
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and...
Where do you find a dog..................
Q) Where do you find a dog with no legs ?
A)...
Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT L...
The Blonde and the Goatherder
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...
Thrifty Lawyer
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a ro...
Well Done!
A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight ...