Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Just Looking Around


A blind man walks into a grocery store with hi...

Cross-Eyed Dog


A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said ...

Doggie No Legs


Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It...

The Dog's Tail H


Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet."Doctor...

Universal Grade Change Form


University: ______________________
To: Profes...

Sold the Suit


When the store manager returned from lunch, he...

30 Ways to Annoy Someone.


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In t...

Redneck Etiquette


* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles...

The Catholic Service


A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the coun...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should...


I've been on so many blind dates, I should get...

Unreal Court Rulings


1. January 2000. Kathleen Robertson of Austin,...

The Diff............


Whats does a short sighted Gynacologist and a ...

You get up EARLY on


You get up EARLY on Saturday to go yard sale s...

Poor Rabbit


Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinki...

On the


On the other hand, you have different fingers....

Blowing Chunks!


Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Milwalkee and...

Heads and Tails


How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?...

Cross eyed dog


I took my dog to the Vets the other day and to...

Four Men and Their Dogs


Four men were bragging about how smart their d...

Racial Dog Name


A guy is sitting outside a pub balling his eye...

Dog Crossing


Why did the dog cross the road?
He saw some d...

Dog for Laura


Bush was outside the Whitehouse, and when he g...

Since Americans throw rice at


Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asi...

Q: How many running-dog


Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourge...

Lawyers Dog


A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...