Yo mama so Ugly

Yo mama so ugly.......
...her dentist treats her by mail-order.
...her pillow cries at night.
...her shadow ran away from her.
...her shadow quit.
...she makes onions cry.
...she makes blind people cry.
...she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
...the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
...when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
...when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
...when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
...when she gets up, the sun goes down.
...when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
...she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
...Medusa is jealous.
...if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be
next to it.