The Top 16 Worst Excuses for Being Late for Work
16> "Actually, I've been here for over 20 m...
Dog Jokes
Talented Dog
A local business was looking for office help. ...
Keep fit... die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a d...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field?
Because they...
Eating dogs
Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in th...
Redneck quickies 38
You might be a redneck if...You think "Country...
Dog Days
Three dogs are at the vet in the waiting room....
Jets Fans, Beware
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The b...
Too much booze
Everynight I have been drinking lately, I hav...
The Top 14 Signs Your Neighbor is Preparing a Y2K Bunker
14> He keeps asking if your daughters are "...
Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he wa...
You're a redneck ... you ever named a
You're a redneck if .... You ever named a chil...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...
Kids' Advice to Kids
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patric...
The Blonde Sheep Her
There was a typical blond. She had long, blond...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where dri...
Wonder Bra
The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endo...
Three for a Prize
One day a guy goes into a bar and sees a big j...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did ...
blonde,burrnete. red head
one day a blonde burrnette and a red head took...
Blind Sports
A blind man was describing his favorite sport ...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
"Best Place...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing...
Ooh... saw that one coming.
What's the difference between a dead dog in th...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a pri...